Jenny, 23, NY
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fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

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How lovely is it to have a girl, who doesn’t even let you stand without loving you. You feel it you know, when someone is addicted to you?

so cute i’m gonna cry

Dragon Ball | Goku & King Piccolo 




i swear this is one of the fucking sexiest things for a guy to say in bed


pretty sure “you feel fucking amazing” is better but das jus me 

Or “why is your pussy so good” hehehehegegeheheg

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  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

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